Monday, December 5, 2011

Dawn Has Broken


****SPOILER ALERT!  SPOILER ALERT!****

Good heavens.  How in the world I forgot to tell you that I saw Breaking Dawn this weekend is beyond me!  BFF and I went to the 1pm showing on Saturday afternoon.  I, obviously, wore my "Team Edward" t-shirt.  BFF did not wear her "Real Men Sparkle" t-shirt, and I was slightly disappointed. 

I guess she is not as wrapped up in this Twilight movement as I am.


Couple of things.  First, Bella should have worn this dress for her wedding...


....it was much prettier than the one she wore.  Sorry.  But it was.

Second, Bella is really annoying these days.  I mean really annoying.  I'm glad that it all worked out for her, but I must say that there was a little part of me that wanted it not to.  Just because she was such a martyr about that baby and such. 

Yes, I read the books.  Yes, I know what is going to happen in the movies.  No, that doesn't keep me from being disappointed when she turns out to be just as whiny and irritating as she was in the books.

My friend J posted this on his FB wall.  His wife made him go to the movie with her.  I think he sums up the movie rather well....

I'm just going to spoil Breaking Dawn Pt 1 for everyone:

Edward and Bella get married.
Edward and Bella do it...for like an hour of the movie.
Edward yells at the baby he put in Bella cuz it's trying to kill her.

... Intermission - While you wait here are some working baby names: EJ (Edward Jacob) or Renesme (their mom's names combined).

And we're back - Baby is still trying to kill Bella. Good baby.
Someone says "Oh maybe the baby wants blood".
Bella drinks a buncha blood and has baby, dies, then comes back to life.

And that's about what happens.  Seriously.  

Remind me again why I'm so crazy about this series???

T

6 comments:

MCW said...

I saw it too this weekend!

The first hour and a half of the movie went SOOOOOOO slow. I was in a theater that everyone laughed at times in the movie that weren't supposed to be funny, but were SO cheesy. It was hysterical.

MCW said...

And the baby's name? WTF? I read the books too, I guess I said it different in my head.

ms. mindless said...

It was terrible, but I still loved it! Renesme is the worst name ever.

Ann said...

Believe it or not I don't know the first thing about any of the Twilight movies

REBrown said...

I'm the same way. I don't like to admit to people that I actually watch and read them.

I haven't gotten to see it yet, but I'll probably end up going by myself and sitting at the back.

Meg said...

Umm, not sure if we can be friends anymore. I'm totally Team Jacob....big, tall, warm and dark? Yes please!