Friday, May 6, 2011

Who the Hell is Mary?




Yesterday I arrived at work, turned on the computer, got myself situated.  I looked at my planner to see what tasks lay before me for the day.   I saw the following:

**check w/Mary about course!!!

All day I wondered who Mary was.  And what course I was supposed to check with her about.  Last night, while drinking one of these:


I still couldn't get it out of my mind.

And then today......I came in to work and found the following note in my purse:

888-555-5555  M-F  5:30  ~~ Gloria ________

Now, the phone number has been changed to protect  the innocent, but quite frankly I haven't a clue who the innocent is?!?  Gloria's last name is written down on this note paper, and it IS in my handwriting.  I just don't know who she is, or why I'm supposed to call her at 5:30 on a M-F.....

T

14 comments:

Dee Stephens said...

I have a 9;30am on my calendar for next Tuesday and can't figure out why the hells I put it there.
Seriously...
I just know I'm going to ignore it and then someone will call yelling at me b/c I'm suppose to be somewhere.

sweethomeamy.com said...

That is hilarious!! Omg I would be going nutso.

The City Boy said...

this is too too funny! Was there some type of class your going to take with your friends on a weekend. Jewelry making or something?! haha

jillian :: cornflake dreams. said...

hahah sounds like someone is playing a trick on you. i love the mary margarita connection tho :) happy friday! xoxo jillian:: cornflake dreams

Kori said...

This is so something I would do! Too funny!

If you get a chance, check out my post today, we're doing a novel release party about the release of my first book! I'd love to have you stop by and be a part of the party! Have a fabulous Fashion Friday love! Kori xoxo

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Bink said...

Last Thursday, an appt went off in my phone that said (9:30 - church). Couldn't figure out why in the world I would have put an appt in for my bible study. Later that day, I got a phone call from a member at the church wondering why I didn't show up to volunteer at the church that morning. I'm pretty certain being a no-show for a church commitment means you get a direct 'do not pass go' to the back of the line to enter heaven.

Angus said...

Wonderful to find someone else who appreciates Jamesian English .Only Americans understand its richness now.

MLD said...

this is too funny. :)

Little Ms Blogger said...

Okay, that is just too damn funny...

JLN said...

Hahahaha...I am laughing my ass off right now!!! Do you make appointments while drinking?! How funny!! You have to let us know when you figure it out!!

P.S. We will be in the 540 this weekend...will you be around??

Ashley @ KiwisandCocktails said...

Both of these things must have been written WHILE having a few of those drinks in the pic above :) OR a few of those other summer drinks you mentioned in a previous post. Just saying.

Tote said...

Well, you aren't that old to forget what you are writing and why, so it must be the drinks!
Good luck figuring it out.

Susan

Katie, Julep and Derby's Mom said...

Been there - done that and am glad I'm retired! Have a great Westie Mother's Day!

Little Miss Can't Be Wrong said...

oh this sounds familiar...

i do this ALL of the time. or i have a random address written down in my planner and when i'm supposed to go there... and it is in my handwriting but lord knows WHY it's there... and then i realize i've missed a doctors appt. or something that i scheduled and forgot abotu!