Friday, May 8, 2009

I Am Not Perfix...The "One Word" Edition

I have a SUPER BUSY weekend. A friend is graduating, so we are throwing a graduation party for her tonight. Tomorrow morning I have a bridal shower to attend, and tomorrow night is another friend's birthday party. What I'm trying to tell you is that I am a "party girl", and it may be Sunday before I fill you in on my latest MDC boyfriends.

So, I thought a little teaser might be in order. Just to keep you on the edge of your seats and such :) Gather round and I'll give you a little peek of what is in store for you.....

NOW THIS IS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE:

"Roses have thorns, and shining waters mud And cancer lurks deep in the
sweetest bud Clouds and eclipses stain the moon and the sun And history
reeks of the wrongs we have done To seek for perfection is all very well but
to look for heaven is to live here in hell. Roses have thorns, and shining waters mud And cancer lurks deep in the sweetest bud Clouds and eclipses stain the moon and the sun And history reeks of the wrongs we have done To seek for perfection is all very well but to look for heaven is to live here in hell. In my spare time, I watch Yankee games."
(ONE WORD FOR YOU SIR....PSYCHO!)
SO IS THIS ONE:

"i am 35 years old living in _______ va iwas married for 10 years but
iam now going thru a divorce i am just looking for someone who is real down to
earth and a good woman she doesnt have to be perfix just wanting someone to show her how a woman should be treated cause i got alot of love to give"

"i am really game for anything i am real picky i have all ways consider
my self to be a simple man"
(ONE WORD FOR YOU SIR....PUNCTUATION)

AND FINALLY:

"47 y/o w/male,seperated, honest,truthfull,totally optomistic,look for the
bright side in all situations. like good conversation, music, intimacy and
closeness for one person only. like outdoors, social gatherings, slow dancing.
just learning motorcycle riding, looking foreward to warmer weather. plan to
enjoy bike riding a lot this spring and summer."
(ONE WORD FOR YOU SIR....SPELLING)

I know the wait will be excruciating, but it will be worth it. Pinky swear :)

T

3 comments:

Perfectly Pleasant said...

HAHA, you've made my Friday afternoon!

Re #1: I'm glad he takes time away from his "writing" to watch baseball!

Re#2: perfix? He's a "perfix" contradiction! He's up for anything but really picky but real simple?!

And, Re#3: How funny would it be if he picked someone up for a date on his motorcyle is he just leaning to ride!

Thanks for the laugh :)

MCW said...

Wow. You have some winners and very creative men down there in small town. I usually just get a "Yo" and then a bunch of misspelled words...

Wendy said...

I like the poet who in his spare time watches Yankee games. I'm now inspired to end all electronic communications with a random thought.

I enjoy sugar free banana pudding.