So, Marylin Monroe says "Hey T, you should sign up for plentyoffish.com. It's this free online dating thing. And I'm like "no MM, not doing THAT again". And so I log on to plentyoffish.com JUST TO SEE what these people look like. And after I peeked at two or three it says I have to sign up.
So, I sign up. I don't use my real name. I answer some profile questions, which gives me a Chemistry Predictor that I printed out. Yesterday's little teaser is what they have to say about me. WHAT??!!?! MK was with me when I read that. She looked baffled. Because I don't do things like that. I think that maybe it got confused because I used to date someone who did that stuff. ALL OF THE TIME. That's probably it :)
Anyway, I then was FORCED to to write four sentences about myself. This is what I wrote:
"I'm new. Just browsing. And apparently I need to have four sentences. So I'm writing a bunch of jibberish. Sorry :) I will go hiking for the day, but I'm not really into "hiking". I don't like to camp either."
And then I had to say what I would like on a first date. And I said:
"It really depends. I like to do anything but camp. If someone wanted to take me camping I'm pretty sure that would be the end of that."
And you would not believe the number of e-mails I have gotten. AND THERE ISN'T EVEN A PICTURE OF ME UP THERE!!!!! Who e-mails people without pictures? With profiles as dumb as mine?
Needless to say, we are going to have fun with this my friends. Lots and lots of fun :)