Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Kindove Weird. A Little Bit Creepy....

Last night "h" and Louis had their first play date.  It didn't quite go according to plan....

You can read about it HERE on MK's blog mrs.mfc.

What I will fill you in on, however, is what happened AFTER MK and "h" abandoned me at the dog park.  Let me just say, men are attracted to me.  That is not the problem.  They always have been.  They just aren't the "right" men.  For example, they are much younger than I am.  So much younger that I laugh and tell them they are precious, but that they need to find someone their own age.  Granted, sometimes I give in and date them for a bit...but it never works out.  OR...they are older.  Much, much older.  Such was the case last night.  It was actually quite sad.  So I pretended to be married.  But that didn't work either.  And Louis was running around becoming BFFs with his little Scottie.  And I just wanted to scream "are you freaking serious buddy?????"  And he walked me to my car.  And at some point I think I was supposed to be rude or something?  I don't know.  But what I do know is that I was so uncomfortable that I wanted to cry :( 

Daisy says this occurs to me because I am too nice.  I speak to, and smile at, everyone.  But whatever else can I do?  Be sour faced and snark?  No...I only do that to my boyfriends (JUST KIDDING!!). 

He gave me his card.  He said he couldn't wait to see me again at the dog park.  And now....I feel like the dog park is ruined for Louis and I.  I don't want to go back.  Not if he will be there.  I guess I will have to take a guy the next time, to act as my faux husband.  And probably should wear a ring too?  It probably won't help.  He didn't seem to care that my "husband" was texting me telling me to hurry home for supper (yes, I even tried that).  Sigh. 

T

8 comments:

mrs.mfc said...

I hate you two didn't hit it off. You could have gotten married and had a house full of scotties and westies. Hahahhahahahahahhaha!!!! I wouldn't have left the park if I had thought THAT is how the conversation would have gone. Seemed harless when I was there. Sorry :)

Ann said...

the guy's probably been hanging out at the dog park, sleeping on benches waiting for you to come back :)

xo Queen Bee xo said...

Eeeesshh... creepers are no good!!
Kinda sad that he didn't get "the picture" though.

MCW said...

It sucks when weird men hit on you. Especially when you know you could run into them again!!! So uncomfs!

Jess said...

I totally get this!! I have weird men hitting on me ALL THE TIME too. My friends say the same thing - that I'm too friendly or whatever, but I don't want to be rude to people. Here's to hoping the fake husband thing will work so the dog park doesn't get ruined for you and Louis!

Sassafrass Jane said...

Rings and husbands DON'T WORK. At all. I was highly disappointed. Men don't care. Poor you!

Sassafrass Jane said...

Rings and husbands DON'T WORK. At all. I was highly disappointed. Men don't care. Poor you!

Josie said...

Boy can I relate, and I AM married. You're nice, face it. No reason to stop that. Just tell him you are not interested. Seriously! In a nice way! LOL! But I love what Mrs.MFC said. ROTFL. I missed reading about your adventures and outfits. Thanks for visiting me after my absence. Good to be back and have some warm friends already. Much love, MB, Josie and Blues