I just checked my daily 5 on Match.com. Whoa. There are no words to describe what I found. This, from one of my matches:
"i am divorced, i am tired of all those women out there that think they are gods gift to men. i like eating at applebees,red lobster, going out to a bar ever now and then. always wanted to go to aruba. or australia"
Seriously? Someone please shoot me if this is what is out there for this single girl. Scratch that...don't shoot me. Shoot him.