I am also going to have to change TRHoD's name. She and Mr. Delaware are moving. To Charleston. Let's all slit our eyes and snark at them. I'm so jealous!
But, before I knew she was moving to Charleston (and became insanely jealous) I put on this baby shower of sorts for her. And I've told you all about it, but now I'm going to show you. Because I've got a few pictures. And I know you want to see them. Right?
(the diaper cake i made. not to be confused with the other diaper cake. don't get me started.)
(onesie & baby bottle cookies)
(bib and bottle mints...i think?)
(pregnant belly cake...not gonna lie...this made me a little sick to my stomach. imagine when people CUT INTO THE BELLY TO EAT A SLICE!!! blech.)
(baby in a blanket cupcakes)
(more baby in a blanket cupcakes)
(chicken salad croissants...lovely if i do say so myself :)
(cucumber and fresh dill sandwiches)
(fancy ham biscuits fresh out of the oven. best. things. ever.)
(me with the "poopy diaper game"....vom)
I thought I would share some of the extravagance with you. I can't say I've seen anything quite like this before. This is just a smidge of a sampling. For reals....
(one of 2 diaper bags)
This is going to be the best dressed baby I know. By far. She already has an outfit for every day of her life, through the age of 18. A hat too. Seriously. I gave TRHoD 60 Thank You Notes that matched the invitations. A silly little book. And the shower.
When The Real Baby of Delaware is born I will give her what I give all of the new babies in my "inner circle":
And I'm going to drive down to Charleston for a week. To help take care of this baby. Which is a joke, because I don't know sh*t from shynola (as Babbo Natale would say) about babies. But I'll drink a lot, and have TRHoD smiling and laughing and feeling like she's had a vacation. And there is no gift better than that.
Tell me I'm right :)