Monday, May 4, 2009


So remember last week when I winked at so many people on MDC my eye hurt? That may have been a bit of an exaggeration, but not much. Want to know how many people winked back?


I have to admit...I'm getting a little bored with MDC. I know, I know...I don't use it to it's full capabilities, even now, but seriously! I just want to check my inbox and have lovely guys there to chose from. Is that asking too much? Hmph. I guess so.

*****Side Note - I just got a text from Daisy. She has just been matched with The Cowboy. Hysterical because she knows exactly who he is, and is definitely not interested. Dating in Smalltown, VA is funny that way. Everyone I know on MDC keeps having "cross over" matches. Before I go out with anyone I always send their pictures around to see if anyone has gone out with them yet. It's the least we can do for each other :)

So anyway, back to my matches. I do have 6 today, but's nothing to get excited about. Just more of the same. Let's take a look anyway, so that I can procrastinate doing any work:

Match #1
He's no knight in shining armor, but is definitely looking for a he says.

He'd like to take me to dinner and a movie.

He has 3 photos. They all look like they might be from a batch he took to send into the reality series Make Me a Supermodel. In one he's trying to look serious. In the other, I THINK he's trying to look "sexy". In the final one...he's looking to side as if he is pondering the meaning of life. I'm betting he didn't make the cut for Make Me a Supermodel :(

I'm 99% sure he's a complete weirdo. He has been divorced, and has a child. OOPS! I went to look at his profile and accidentally deleted him from my inbox. I'm going to take that as a sign....

Match #2
So this one starts out pretty good. His main picture is of just him...riding in the back of a limo, wearing golf attire. The next SIX pictures are of groups of people. At least 3, but sometimes as many as 7 people are in each picture. I cannot determine from these pictures which one my match is. No one looks like the guy in the back of the limo. Are they just pictures of his friends? Does he want to be sure that we are aware he has friends? OR....are they up for grabs too? Let me just tell you...if they are up for grabs I've found one that I would very much like to meet :) Would it be terrible for me to e-mail him to ask who the cutie in the blue/white striped shirt in photo #5 is?

Match #2 also uses the word currently a lot. I find that funny, as if he is trying to tell us that things may the drop of a hat. For example, he is CURRENTLY 35. He CURRENTLY does such and such for a living. He CURRENTLY would consider golf to be his favorite hobby. He would CURRENTLY consider himself to be quite competitive. What?!?!

More importantly, he's 5'9", didn't go to college, doesn't drink alcohol and thinks trash can liners are sexy. NEXT!

Match #3-Match #6
These guys are all "currently separated". I know that I should probably investigate a bit, but I don't want to. I, personally, think that if you are currently separated there is a good chance that your ex is very close by. OR...that you haven't fully had the time to remove yourself emotionally from the marriage. Believe me, I do understand that this isn't always the case. I have no doubt that some people check out of the marriage long before anyone files for divorce. Still though....being separated isn't being divorced. I don't think I want to walk into something like that. It takes time to get over a divorce whether you are the one filing or not. It takes time for your spouse to quit wanting to spear you through the head, if you filed on her. Whatever the situation, I don't really want to get mixed up in it...thanks :)

So, that's it folks. NADA! I sure hope someone out there is having some luck :)



Polka Dots & Protein Bars said...

Hahaha I'm sure this isn't completely funny to you, but this post made me laugh out loud. Especially Mr. Currently.

Wendy said...

I'm in the same boat, T, the same damn boat. Maybe their communication system has broken down? Haha wishful thinking.

I have better luck generally with e-mails than winks. Not that I have much luck, but for what it's worth. Haha.

MCW said...

Don't bother with winks. Just shoot them an email...and it can take guys days to get back to you.
How can trash can liners be sexy???? Haha

Kate said...

trash can liners are sexy? Please explain!